• Sorry twitterland, it seems Australian cowboys don’t tweet. No internet, no cell service for the last 2 weeks…but lots & lots of cattle! #
• Trading my film camera 4 a chefs hat/branding iron 4 a short bit. Just took a job as a cook on a remote Australian cattle station/homestead. #
• Today is cow branding day (and I burned myself on the oven, so it’s sort of my own personal brand). #
• We eat steak. steak. Then, some more steak. 5000+ head of cattle on the station, its 750 square miles in size. (& that’s considered sma … #
• What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. #
• What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef. #
• What color is the wind? Blew. #
• …Cowboy jokes from around the camp fire. Sheesh…. #

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